Chapter 79 - 79 79 【You Don't Get My Brother's Humor】

79: Chapter 79 【You Don’t Get My Brother’s Humor】 79: Chapter 79 【You Don’t Get My Brother’s Humor】 “Playing with airplanes,” Ye Tianchen emphasized these three words heavily and even added a strange undertone, causing Liu Rumei’s cheeks to flush red next to him. Her beautiful eyes glared with anger, enough to kill Ye Tianchen on the spot. It was obvious that he was doing this on purpose, deliberately saying these words to make her face turn embarrassingly red. As for Jiang Meng and Fei Yun on the side, they wished they could beat up Ye Tianchen right there. Both of them were still virgins, and with Liu Rumei, the most beautiful woman in Capital City on the plane, probably only Ye Tianchen could be so shameless, uttering the suggestive and dirty phrase “playing with airplanes” without regard for his own image. “Disgusting, shameless, filthy!” Liu Rumei glared at Ye Tianchen and said angrily. “Can’t you preserve some semblance of a man’s image?” “I really shouldn’t have been on the same plane as someone like you.” Jiang Meng and Fei Yun were also almost at their limit with Ye Tianchen, this guy was just so inappropriate. When Ye Tianchen got serious, he was like a Death God that no one dared to provoke, but when he was in a playful mood, he could drive people crazy with his antics. “Why is everyone’s mind so filthy? Why can’t you be pure like me, as innocent as a blank sheet of paper? I mean, we should have already entered M country’s territory by now. What if someone attacks and shoots down our plane? Without parachutes, we’d be smashed to pieces on impact!” Ye Tianchen said, making a face of disbelief at everyone. “Idiot, can you just shut up? seaʀᴄh thё nôvel_Fire.ηet website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality. You’re a jinx,” Liu Rumei was so angry at Ye Tianchen that she wanted to give him a good thrashing. “Forget it, I’m hungry. I won’t talk to you people with dirty minds anymore.” Despite looking like everyone was filthy-minded and only he was the purest, Ye Tianchen went over to the small dining table and sat opposite Yueng Chun Tai. He had a good impression of the old lady. After all, respect was due to the elderly, and Yueng Chun Tai was not to be seen as an ordinary old woman; she was, in fact, the ninety-second generation Sect Leader of the Yong Chun Fist and an expert from the Ancient Martial Sect. “Coffee or a soft drink?” Yueng Chun Tai asked with a smile. “Coffee, so I don’t fall asleep again. I’m afraid of being plotted against by certain people,” Ye Tianchen said, casting a glance at Liu Rumei, which infuriated her enough to almost jump at him and take a few bites. Yueng Chun Tai passed Ye Tianchen a cup of brewed coffee, and upon taking a sip, he commented, “That’s bitter. Coffee is such a good thing.” “You haven’t answered my question yet…” Yueng Chun Tai said, looking at Ye Tianchen. “What question?” Ye Tianchen asked, puzzled. “Which Sect do you belong to?” Yueng Chun Tai continued to inquire. When Yueng Chun Tai suddenly attacked Ye Tianchen, he returned the strike fiercely, punching her palm and making her, a practitioner of Yong Chun Fist for decades, retreat several steps before stabilizing. Meanwhile, Ye Tianchen remained unmoved, which surprised Yueng Chun Tai greatly. She immediately suspected that Ye Tianchen might also be a disciple of an Ancient Martial Sect. Especially considering that Ye Tianchen was only in his twenties and could stand a fight against Yueng Chun Tai; his combat strength was shocking enough to astonish anyone. It also made Yueng Chun Tai curious about which Ancient Martial Sect could have taught such a formidable disciple. Could it be Shaolin, Wudang, or perhaps Mount Hua? “I have no master; I am self-taught,” Ye Tianchen said with a teasing smile. “In China, young people with such combat power as yours are really too rare. You should contribute more to the country,” Yueng Chun Tai suggested with a smile. “Ah, I just want to enjoy a peaceful life. It’s tough being too handsome and attracting attention. I’ve long wanted to stay out of the world’s affairs, but the world still needs my legend…” said Ye Tianchen, with a resigned expression. “Ugh…” Jiang Meng and Fei Yun nearly vomited at the side, amazed at Ye Tianchen’s thick skin without a trace of embarrassment. Yueng Chun Tai simply smiled as she watched Ye Tianchen. As an expert of an Absolute Skill from an Ancient Martial Sect, she had met countless people and encountered many unique and powerful characters, but it was rare for her to see someone as young and skilled as Ye Tianchen. So, while Jiang Meng and Fei Yun, even Liu Rumei, looked at Ye Tianchen with puzzlement and even some disdain, thinking he was just an ungentlemanly and easy-going guy, Yueng Chun Tai found him to be extraordinary. “This time, besides M country’s powerful mercenary organizations, we may also confront experts from the Superpower Special Agent Team. You probably know about Superpower Users; their abilities are so strong that they can be utterly hopeless to face,” Yueng Chun Tai said seriously to Ye Tianchen. Ye Tianchen took a sip of coffee, thinking to himself that the Yong Chun Tai was pretty decent, having at least a patriotic heart. In this era, there were plenty of capable people, but those with a patriotic heart who weren’t selfish were far too rare. No matter what, he felt the Yong Chun Tai before him deserved respect. “Old Tai, you just go and make the deal, as for those mercenaries and Superpower Users, leave them to me,” Ye Tianchen said with a smile, scratching his head. “You don’t think you’re being a bit too cocky?” Fei Yun said with annoyance from the side. “Damn it, if you’re not convinced, go block those mercenaries and Superpower Users yourself, and I’ll go trade the secret information,” Ye Tianchen retorted with a glance at Fei Yun. “Hmph, let’s go then, I’ll show you what our Falcon Unit is made of,” Fei Yun snorted coldly. “Stop arguing, we already have a plan in place. Around 8 a.m., our helicopter will land in Washington. We have a large estate there belonging to the Liu family that will serve as our temporary foothold. We won’t go to the trade during the day but will wait until midnight before heading to the trade location. We believe that we will be ambushed on the way to the trade and we will be in for a fierce battle,” Liu Rumei said seriously, looking at Ye Tianchen. “What about you, Yong Chun Tai, Miss Liu, do you have any plans? We will strictly follow orders,” Jiang Meng nodded and said. “Sorry, don’t assign me any tasks. I’m someone who naturally dislikes restrictions. People have given me the nickname, ‘The Lone Ranger,’ and I wear it proudly!” Ye Tianchen hurriedly declared. “You…” “Tianchen, our plan is to stay in the estate of the Liu family for the entire day once we reach Washington. We’ll adapt to changes without changing our strategy. Apart from us, there are also a group of elite bodyguards left here by the Liu family, ensuring safety shouldn’t be difficult. After nightfall, I, along with Jiang Meng and Fei Yun, will break out first to draw away the mercenaries and Superpower Users who want to ambush us, while you protect Miss Liu to trade the secret information,” Yong Chun Tai said. “Really? Yong Chun Tai, you guys are leaving me with the heaviest burden. It’s very likely that we’ll be ambushed on the way, but going to the trade is the most dangerous. The strongest enemies will surely be waiting there. If something happens to Liu Rumei, like losing an arm or a leg, don’t hold me responsible,” Ye Tianchen feigned surprise as he spoke. “If you feel like you don’t have the skills, then stand aside and let me protect Miss Liu to trade,” Fei Yun said bluntly. “Stand aside, kid’s stuff. Why the fuss? You got a death wish or something?” Ye Tianchen dismissively regarded Fei Yun as a child. Fei Yun was fuming with rage, clenching his teeth. If it weren’t for the bigger picture and the critical moment requiring discipline, he would have already taken action against Ye Tianchen. Unfortunately, he didn’t realize that attacking Tianchen would bring unprecedented repercussions to him as an elite member of the Falcon Unit. “We trust your skills; there shouldn’t be any problems,” Yong Chun Tai affirmed, looking at Ye Tianchen. “But I don’t like doing things by the book. If I have to move by your planned routes and methods, I might feel pretty pissed, and it could affect my performance,” Ye Tianchen shook his head. After thinking for a moment, Yong Chun Tai said, “In that case, you can take the lead when you go with Miss Liu to trade tonight. I hope you’ll consider the bigger picture and be able to complete the mission with her. Don’t let these foreigners look down on us.” Ye Tianchen could feel Yong Chun Tai’s trust in him and he saw her as a decent old lady, but he didn’t like to make things too tense. The more pressured he was, the more he liked to relax. It was only through relaxation that he could remain calm, think of better strategies, and exhibit his true strength. During the apocalypse, Ye Tianchen had a habit. Whenever a great enemy approached and a life-and-death battle was imminent, he would drink, eat, sing, and most importantly, find a deserted place—be it a high mountain, a river, or a charred battlefield. Anywhere that was utterly silent and serene was his choice. He would find such a place, lie on the ground without a thought, feeling the most tranquil part of his inner self, which helped him relieve the exhaustion of constantly fighting to protect the Human Clan. “In that case, I can barely accept it, but if certain people don’t follow my lead and end up losing an arm or a leg, or cause the mission to fail, don’t blame me!” Ye Tianchen said pointedly, glancing at Liu Rumei. “You… Big bully, you think you’re so great and impressive? I don’t believe I can’t complete the mission without you,” Liu Rumei pouted adorably and spoke defiantly. “Whatever, I’m here on a vacation anyway. Whether the mission is completed or not isn’t of great significance to me. Just don’t come crying to me later… Oh, and you two, don’t think just because you’re members of the Falcon Unit, you’re so impressive. The mercenaries in the U.S., especially the Superpower Users, are very potent. Don’t get beaten to a pulp and then expect me to take revenge for you!” After saying all this, Ye Tianchen looked at Liu Rumei, Jiang Meng, and Fei Yun, ignoring their murderous glares, effortlessly collapsed into his seat, and fell into a deep sleep. [PS: Collect, recommend tickets, member clicks, rewards, brothers and sisters, let’s push this, throw those votes!]