Episode : 66

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Chapter 67 of "My Anime Shopping Tree & My Cold Prodigy Wife!" kicks off with thrilling moments: Chapter : 131 The sight of Faria Kruts, resplendent even when smudged with forest grime and... Read more!

Chapter : 131 The sight of Faria Kruts, resplendent even when smudged with forest grime and radiating aristocratic annoyance, jolted Lloyd’s already overloaded brain. Faria! Of course! Galla Forest! The connection, tenuous but vital, sparked through the panic-induced fog. Her urgent quest, the one that had brought her to the Guild Hall. For her mother. The Midnight Serenity flower, she’d called it. Or was it? "Wait a minute," Lloyd’s internal monologue screeched, rewinding mental tapes at hyperspeed. "She said her mother needed a rare bloom... from Galla. Restorative properties. Persistent ailments. And her mother... isn't she some kind of legendary doctor? A master healer?" The fragments coalesced. The Dark Vein flower, this terrifying, pulsating bloom of midnight velvet and captured starlight... it reeked of potent, probably dangerous, magical properties. Exactly the kind of thing a desperate family with a renowned but ailing physician-matriarch might seek in a cursed forest. So, this isn't the Midnight Serenity? Or maybe Dark Vein IS the Midnight Serenity, just with a much scarier name? He hazarded a guess. Either way, this ominous glowing monstrosity is probably what Faria’s after. The pieces clicked into place with sickening clarity. But his System prompt was equally clear: Forty System Coins. The gateway to his maternal bloodline. Forty coins he desperately needed. Forty coins he was not about to forfeit, not even for a Marquess's daughter with distracting hair and a presumably noble cause. His own survival, his own power progression, took precedence. Especially when a creature that looked like it had crawled out of a cosmic horror story was currently using the surrounding forest as a chew toy and rapidly approaching their current coordinates. "Sorry, Faria," Lloyd muttered internally, a spark of reckless, almost giddy determination igniting through the fear. "Finders keepers, and right now, the System found it for me." His stubborn streak, a core component of both his nineteen-year-old self and the eighty-year-old survivor inhabiting him, flared to life. He wasn't afraid of Faria. He wasn't even particularly afraid of her three heavily armed, professional-looking bodyguards who were currently radiating 'mess with the lady and die painfully' vibes. Compared to the Mire Monster, they were practically kittens. Fluffy, well-armed kittens. With a speed that belied the terror still thrumming in his veins, Lloyd acted. He didn’t shout a warning. He didn’t negotiate. He simply focused his will, the Ferrum power, the Steel and Fire, answering his call with a familiar, almost eager hum. The air around his outstretched hand shimmered. Not with a grand display, but with a barely perceptible ripple. A single, whisper-thin filament of steel, finer than a human hair but imbued with incandescent heat and impossible sharpness, shot out from his fingertips. It moved with the silent, invisible speed of thought, a deadly silver thread against the eerie purple twilight of the glade. Before anyone could react, before Faria could even open her mouth to demand an explanation for his sudden, dirt-streaked appearance, the superheated wire sliced cleanly through the thick, vein-like stem of the Dark Vein flower, inches above the grasping, skeletal roots. Snick. The sound was almost inaudible, lost beneath the approaching roars of the Mire Monster and the sudden, sharp intake of breath from Faria’s entourage. The magnificent, terrifying bloom, severed from its anchor, tilted, then fell. But it didn't hit the mossy ground. Another almost invisible steel thread, cool this time, imbued with kinetic control, whipped out, coiled around the falling flower’s remaining stem like a gentle lasso, and drew it back towards Lloyd’s waiting hand with impossible speed and precision. He caught it. The Dark Vein flower, cool and surprisingly heavy, pulsed faintly in his grasp, its midnight velvet petals brushing against his skin, the strange, cloying floral scent intensifying, prickling at his senses. It felt... wrong. Powerful, yes, but deeply, fundamentally wrong, like holding a piece of solidified night. The entire sequence – the cut, the catch – took less than a second. Silence. A stunned, disbelieving silence descended upon the small glade, broken only by the escalating, earth-shaking approach of the Mire Monster. Faria Kruts stared, her amethyst eyes wide, her mouth slightly agape. Her perfectly sculpted features, usually a mask of haughty composure or competitive fire, were now etched with sheer, unadulterated astonishment. Her three male guards, swords half-raised, looked equally dumbfounded, their professional training momentarily short-circuited by the sheer audacity of what they’d just witnessed. The two women, healer and archer, froze mid-motion, their own shock mirroring Faria’s. "What...?" Faria finally managed, her voice a strangled whisper, disbelief warring with burgeoning outrage. "What in the name of the blighted ancestors do you think you are doing?!" Her voice rose sharply, regaining its familiar imperious edge. "That flower! Ferrum! Have you lost your mind?!" Chapter : 132 "Debatable, Lady Faria, debatable," Lloyd replied, his voice surprisingly calm, almost conversational, though his eyes kept darting towards the crashing sounds from the forest, now terrifyingly close. He held the pulsating Dark Vein flower firmly, a strange, dark jewel against his grimy tunic. "Just borrowing it. Urgent business, you see. Abyssal horror trying to play tag, and I believe this is the 'safe' zone marker." "Borrowing?!" one of Faria’s guards, a burly man with a scar bisecting his eyebrow, snarled, taking an aggressive step forward, his sword glinting menacingly. "That bloom is vital! The Lady Faria requires—" "Yeah, yeah, requirements, vital, yada yada," Lloyd cut him off, waving a dismissive hand, his gaze still fixed on the approaching terror. "Look, Scarface, no offense, but right now, my primary requirement is 'not becoming monster chow'. This flower, according to usually reliable, if incredibly annoying, sources," (he mentally glared at the System interface) "is supposed to make Big, Ugly, and Nasty over there take a permanent vacation. So, if you'll excuse me..." The Mire Monster burst into the glade. It was a horrifying avalanche of blackened chitin, writhing vegetative corruption, and multifaceted, malevolent red eyes. It filled the narrow entrance, its sheer bulk seeming to absorb the eerie twilight, its guttural chittering and mind-flaying shriek reaching a crescendo that made Lloyd’s teeth ache. It paused for a fraction of a second, its glowing eyes sweeping the scene – Faria’s terrified but defiant group, Lloyd and Fang, and the pulsating Dark Vein flower clutched in Lloyd’s hand. Then it roared, a sound of pure, unadulterated hunger and rage, and fixed its gaze, its entire monstrous attention, solely on Lloyd and the flower. Oh, crapbaskets, Lloyd’s internal voice whimpered. It REALLY wants the flower. Faria’s guards instinctively moved to shield her, forming a defensive semi-circle, their faces pale but grimly determined. The archer loosed a specialized arrow, a silver-tipped shaft trailing green fire, which struck the monster’s carapace with a loud clang and bounced off harmlessly, leaving only a faint scorch mark. The healer was already muttering incantations, her hands glowing faintly. "Ferrum! You fool!" Faria screamed, her voice tight with terror and fury. "It's targeting you because of the bloom! Drop it! Give it here!" The monster lunged, not at Faria’s group, but directly at Lloyd, its massive scythe-like talons raised, aiming to pulverize him and seize its prize. This was it. The moment of truth. Does the flower work? Does the aura repel? One of Faria's guards, the burly Scarface, yelled, "My Lord Ferrum, it's coming for us too! It was chasing us before you arrived! We... we think we led it out of the deeper woods!" Lloyd’s head snapped towards him, a horrifying realization dawning even as he braced for impact. "You what?! You led this... this transdimensional catastrophe... out here?! Are you insane?! You were the ones who misdirected it?" The pieces slammed together. They weren't just also after the flower; they were the reason the monster was even in the Sunken Fen Mire in the first place! They had kites this monstrosity from the depths of Galla! The fifty-silver "ecological survey" was looking more and more like bait in a trap set by Faria's desperate, reckless quest. The monster was almost upon him, its charnel breath a wave of suffocating heat. Fang, despite his fatigue, launched himself at its flank, Thousand Chirp Strike blazing, a desperate, suicidal attempt to divert its attention. The strike connected with another sickening thud, eliciting an enraged shriek but barely slowing the behemoth. The flower pulsed in Lloyd’s hand, cold and dark. The System’s prompt echoed in his mind: Possession of the bloom will create an aura highly repellent... forcing its retreat. So, just hold it, right? That’s the plan? Then, another thought, sharp, insistent, utterly illogical, sliced through the terror. A gut feeling, raw and undeniable. Or perhaps it was the System again, whispering its insane advice through the fog of adrenaline. Throw it to the monster. "What?!" Lloyd’s internal voice shrieked in pure disbelief. "Throw the forty-System-Coin, life-saving, monster-repellent flower to the monster?! Is my gut feeling trying to get me killed in the stupidest way imaginable?!" This was beyond counter-intuitive; it was certifiably insane. Every instinct screamed to hold onto the bloom, to let its promised aura work. But the feeling persisted, a cold, clear certainty amidst the chaos. Throw it. Faria was screaming something, her guards were shouting, Fang was yelping as the monster swatted him aside like an annoying fly. The scythe-like talons were descending. "Oh, for crying out loud!" Lloyd yelled, exasperation momentarily overriding terror. "Fine! If I die, I'm blaming my digestive system!"

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