Chapter 332: 328: We're Going Too (Seeking Monthly Tickets and Subscriptions)

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Chapter 332: Chapter 328: We’re Going Too (Seeking Monthly Tickets and Subscriptions) “Brother Tian, you don’t love me anymore.” “Now you have two wives, while Xiao Pang here is still a lonely single dog.” “I don’t want to live anymore.” Xiao Pang held a bun that Ye Tian brought back, gnawing at it with large mouthfuls, occasionally letting out strange screams. “Then just go and die!” “You’re talking so much just while eating breakfast, you should lose some weight or how will you find a wife.” Ye Tian looked at Xiao Pang speechlessly, talking about wanting a girlfriend while eating a huge bun, really couldn’t stand this joker. “Hehe, losing weight is impossible, absolutely impossible for me.” “Brother Tian, to get two sister-in-laws in one night, impressive, very impressive.” “I have several tiger penises at home, want a few? Selling them to you for a thousand yuan, cheap.” “Who said we are good brothers after all.” Xiao Pang swallowed the bun in one gulp, wiped his mouth, and said cheekily to Ye Tian. “Good brothers still need money, move everything to my house tonight.” “Don’t say I’m heartless, this ten yuan counts as a deposit.” Ye Tian took out a ten yuan bill from his pocket and slapped it onto Xiao Pang’s table. “Ten yuan, Brother Tian!” “I’m poor, but I still have my dignity.” “But this is Brother Tian’s sincere heart, I’ll reluctantly accept it.” Xiao Pang initially said with righteous indignation, but could only act for three seconds, quickly pocketing the ten yuan with squinting eyes. “Brother Tian, don’t say Xiao Pang doesn’t take care of you, tonight Yunhai Finance University has an event.” “I’ve heard from my buddy that many beauties will perform, I worked hard to get some tickets.” “Here’s one for you, let’s go together tonight.” Xiao Pang suddenly pulled his chair closer to Ye Tian, his chubby hands took out something resembling a ticket. It said: Yunhai Finance University Concert, Welcome!!! And it had a beautifully drawn scenic picture. “Cough, cough, how can you do this, am I that kind of person?” “I have a wife now.” Ye Tian blocked with his hand, speaking righteously. “Alright then, I’ll sell it, could probably fetch a few hundred yuan.” “Perfectly fine by me.” Instead of being disappointed, Xiao Pang was delighted by Ye Tian’s words, making Ye Tian almost want to kick him, this guy is too greedy. “What do you mean, did I say I didn’t want it?” “What time are we meeting tonight?” Ye Tian quickly pocketed the ticket, talking quietly. “Tonight at six, at the school gate, brother will take you to another university for fun.” “I know it well, don’t worry, steady as a mouse brother.” Xiao Pang made an OK gesture, bowed his head and said to Ye Tian. “Hmm.” Ye Tian nodded, his eyes calm, truly an expert. “Chumo, look at Ye Tian over there, I feel like he’s discussing something bad with Xiao Pang.” “Look at Xiao Pang being so sleazy, he must be planning to corrupt Ye Tian.” “Humph.” Mu Yunxi poked Lin Chumo’s arm, pointing at Ye Tian and Xiao Pang. If Xiao Pang heard this, he would definitely shout that it’s unfair! Clearly it’s Brother Tian who wants to go, how did this fall on me, I was even planning to sell the ticket for money! “I think so too, but Xiao Pang has a good relationship with Ye Tian.” “Xiao Pang wouldn’t lead Ye Tian to do bad things, don’t overthink it.” “But we can distract Ye Tian and ask Xiao Pang then.” Lin Chumo nodded gently and said. “Lingling~~~” The bell for the first period rang, followed by a captivating voice: “Tian, can you buy some water for Yunxi and me?” “I forgot my bottle and I’m really thirsty.” Lin Chumo pulled Mu Yunxi, her eyes filled with delight, her crescent-shaped eyes making it impossible to tell if she was acting. “No problem, I’ll be right back.” Ye Tian stood up and was about to go to the kiosk to buy water. “Wait, Yunxi sister-in-law seems to have brought water, and it’s a huge bottle.” Xiao Pang glanced at Mu Yunxi and Lin Chumo’s seats and said loudly. Mu Yunxi’s face immediately darkened, the bottle was a gift from Ye Tian, she couldn’t bear to throw it away so she kept using it, and now it was revealed. “No way, Tian, please hurry and go, alright.” Lin Chumo immediately grabbed Ye Tian’s arm, miraculously acting spoiled, blocking Ye Tian’s view, but unfortunately being short, she had to tiptoe. “I’ll go.” Ye Tian pinched Lin Chumo’s nose lovingly, he knew they had water, but he indulged them anyway. As Ye Tian walked away, Xiao Pang suddenly felt a chill down his spine. “Poor Fat Man, he’s doomed.” “Ye Tian’s girlfriend clearly wants to get rid of him, he still dares to talk, hehe.” Some classmates from the Archaeology Department said playfully while looking at Xiao Pang. “Xiao Pang, usually, how have I treated you?” Mu Yunxi walked up to Xiao Pang, holding a book and tapping it on the desk. “Yunxi sister-in-law, you treat me like a real brother.” “I never felt sisterly warmth growing up, it was you who gave it to me.” “I only weighed eighty pounds, now it’s almost doubled, all thanks to you, sister.” “I’m so touched, let me wipe my tears.” “Eh, no tissue, I’ll go to the kiosk to buy some, see ya.” Xiao Pang forced out a tear, and with his other hand touched his belly, pretending to be touched. Then, after a quick search, he got up to buy tissue. “Don’t go Xiao Pang, I have plenty of tissue here, use it slowly, wipe slowly.” “Don’t be shy, I have more, a whole roll.” “Don’t waste money, I’m offering, do we need to call an ambulance?” Just as Xiao Pang was about to leave, a large pack of tissues was put on his desk, making him want to curse, who didn’t see that Fat Man’s life was in extreme danger? “Xiao Pang, since you treat me as a real sister, what were you and Ye Tian whispering about?” “Don’t think about deceiving me, or I’ll cut your food supply.” Mu Yunxi said lowly to Xiao Pang. “Uh, this… this…” “Actually, it’s nothing.” “Wait, I’ll talk!!” Seeing Mu Yunxi almost bursting with anger, Xiao Pang immediately raised his hand and shouted. “Well… tonight I arranged for Brother Tian to go to Yunhai Finance University for a show.” “Not much, Brother Tian said he wanted to see the big scene, I couldn’t help it.” Xiao Pang showed a look of innocence. “Oh, tonight Yunhai Finance University has a concert, heard many beauties will attend.” “I got some tickets, anyone want to go? Sign up.” “Me, me.” Suddenly, a rich second generation from the Archaeology Department pounded the table, his eyes gleaming, and shouted. Xiao Pang held his face, praying internally: “Brother Tian, good luck tonight!!” “I can’t hide it anymore, farewell.” “Humph, I knew it!” “We’re also going!!”

Chapter 332: 328: We're Going Too (Seeking Monthly Tickets and Subscriptions)

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